Where should I go out tonight?

As a woman in her late 20s… 33, I’m sleepy, sure. But as a former Jersey Girl, the need to go out is deep within me (right next to the belly button ring). While I still have the energy, how dare I stay home on a Saturday night binging Grey’s Anatomy when I live in the city that never sleeps!? Especially when I’m single and, like everyone else, tired of swiping on the apps. Time is running out to meet my future first husband and father of my children (jk, I don’t want any)… praying he’s at the bar.

NIGHT OUT is a semi-weekly newsletter about being a hot, single comedian in New York City. I write about going out, my creative process, my hopes, my dreams, and my hook-ups. Nothing is off-limits. You’re going to get reviews of bars, clubs, and first dates, personal essays, and sometimes promo for my comedy (girl has gotta eat). It’s usually random, but it’s always flirty—and always fun.

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Will I get into the DJ booth? Remember to brush my teeth? My therapist thinks this is a bad idea for my mental health—and only time will tell.

Is there somewhere you’ve always wanted to try? Let me be your drunk little guinea pig. Comment, DM, or email me and tell me where to go!

Chin chin!
xJG

Jenny Gorelick is a comedian and writer. She's been called an “ever-charming host” and "crushworthy comedian" by Time Out New York. Her essays have been featured in The New York Times’ Modern Love column, Cosmopolitan, McSweeney’s, and The New Yorker’s Shouts & Murmurs. She never says no to a tequila shot. Keep up with her stand up and tasteful thirst traps here.