Where should I go out tonight?
As a woman in her late 20s⌠33, Iâm sleepy, sure. But as a former Jersey Girl, the need to go out is deep within me (right next to the belly button ring). While I still have the energy, how dare I stay home on a Saturday night binging Greyâs Anatomy when I live in the city that never sleeps!? Especially when Iâm single and, like everyone else, tired of swiping on the apps. Time is running out to meet my future first husband and father of my children (jk, I donât want any)⌠praying heâs at the bar.
NIGHT OUT is a semi-weekly newsletter about being a hot, single comedian in New York City. I write about going out, my creative process, my hopes, my dreams, and my hook-ups. Nothing is off-limits. Youâre going to get reviews of bars, clubs, and first dates, personal essays, and sometimes promo for my comedy (girl has gotta eat). Itâs usually random, but itâs always flirtyâand always fun.
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Will I get into the DJ booth? Remember to brush my teeth? My therapist thinks this is a bad idea for my mental healthâand only time will tell.
Is there somewhere youâve always wanted to try? Let me be your drunk little guinea pig. Comment, DM, or email me and tell me where to go!
Chin chin!
xJG
Jenny Gorelick is a comedian and writer. She's been called an âever-charming hostâ and "crushworthy comedian" by Time Out New York. Her essays have been featured in The New York Timesâ Modern Love column, Cosmopolitan, McSweeneyâs, and The New Yorkerâs Shouts & Murmurs. She never says no to a tequila shot. Keep up with her stand up and tasteful thirst traps here.
