out in columbus circle at the stranger's private room

I was the oldest girl there has ever been at a recent college grad after-party

I’m currently on a world* tour, next stops are Chicago at The Comedy Bar on Thursday, September 26 and then Miami at Gramps on Friday, November 15. Please tell your friends, enemies, lovers, and exes to attend! If you know someone in Miami with a boat… I want to meet them.

*domestic US tour major cities only xo

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Before I get into a deep dive investigation on how the youth are partying, some quick business. I went to a really fun Substack event for Shop Rat and ran into the very cool woman who interviewed me for the Creators program. After chatting about how it’s been going (well I think!), she gave me permission to not use video in all of my posts. I haven’t really landed on a format that I like, that doesn’t make me feel like an ass filming myself at the clurb, and that isn’t annoying to edit in the morning when I’m inevitably hungover so this is such a relief!

Moving forward, I’ll make video posts maybe once a month. If you miss them a lot, please let me know. And if you have any feedback on how to make the videos better… I’m listening. Or if you want to be my film/editing crew…I’m down. Let’s go out!

THE STATS

• Day of the Week: Thursday

• Neighborhood: Columbus Circle

• The Crew: newcomer stand up comic, recent college grad, and my baby mentee Aliza Gandhi and 100+ 21-year-old up-and-comers in the arts.

• The Fit: A black sweetheart polyester top from She*n, vintage Brandy

  Melville plaid skirt, and the platform boots I fell all over Scotland in from Am*zon. The vibe was human girl with a vampire boyfriend.

• Home by 1:30am

THE PREGAME: Lawrence Concert at Radio City Music Hall

I’ve been in a pretty big funk since I left Edinburgh. It’s especially strong right now because I’m also on my period. Two nights ago, in a state of menstrual-related mental duress, I decided to fully rearrange the furniture in my room.

My room doesn't look like that anymore don't worry

It has definitely helped combat my demons to have both my desks (secretary for sitting and standing with walking pad for vibing) by my windows. And this was all a part of a longterm plan to completely redo my apartment based on Doman Decors expert guidance and now I’m finally doing it. But to like fully blow my shit up right before going out was kind of crazy. And suggests that I’m not doing well right now :)